27 de junio de 2022

Emoji Time

En esta oficina hemos creado un buen montón de emojis que nos han servido para expresarnos. Los términos más anestésicos hablan de la proactividad, la sostenibilidad y el sentido común. Podrían ser un buen histórico de la experiencia en la empresa.

:salute-dear-comrade: :as-some-of-you-may-know: :at-least-i-respect-traditional-values:

:try_not_to_cry: : :client-presubmission: :fear-management: :why-so-serious: :team-leading-had-dramatically-reduced-my-emoji-making: :meanwhile-my-mascot-is-wfh: :another-overnight-request: :proud-monkeytester: :so-repetitive: :you-can't-imagine-much-do-they-pay-attention-to-these-details: :i-am-not-ignoring-you-i-am-ghosting-you: :so-another-root-related-issue: :great-effort-you-will-get-a-big-3: :no-courses-info-yet-and-this-cannot-happen: :they_are_pushing_on_automation: :the_office_still_seems_to_be_a_safe_place_with_no_evidence_of_infection_therein: :have-fun-but-not-too-much: :another-day-at-the-zoo: :amazing-apple-discounts-for-cognizant-people: :asianprince-is-not-pleased: :i-am-sexy-i-attach-logs-constantly: :yes-yes-yes-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-learning::please-don't-spend-too-much-time-on-this: :block-everything: :the-company-can-be-unhappy-with-you-for-it: :this-paragraph-the-tool-with-which-i-must-survive-in-the-jungle: :not-allowed-to-remove-any-part-of-the-chairs-we-have-at-the-office:

:pump-up-the-jam-on-fire: : :obsessed_w_britney: :amelie-lens-techno-queen-made-me-a-religious-techno-raver: :your-outie-is-splendid-and-can-swim-gracefully-and-well: :sidekick-dream-team: :i-have-located-ginger-she-is-in-a-bubble-pop-gum-concert: :yeah-seems-like-you-attached-the-logs-yes-but-have-you-attached-the-logs: :antonela-loves-britney: :angry-taneli: :would-you-like-us-to-assign-someone-to-worry-your-mother: :i-have-enough-bandwidth: :in-my-company-we-do-not-attach-logs: :is-your-muffin-buttered--or-would-you-like-us-to-assign-someone-to-butter-your-muffin: :oh-god-please-tell-me-more: :do-you-like-boring-sects: :yeoja: :don't-touch-knee: :cant-wait-to-get-home-and-watch-coda-on-my-ipad::i-appreciate-your-jokes-but-not-now: :i-wouldnt-worry-the-iphone13-is-ecofriendly: :only-the-most-absent-minded-go-into-the-cinema-looking-for-subtlety-quietness-or-reflexion: :pleasesorry-the-tofu-on-my-plate-is-talking-can-you-change-it-to-silent-tofu: :wife-and-kids-are-second-to-my-iphone: :i-am-not-a-dinosaur-i-am-a-tiktoker: :ashamed-and-not-funny-at-all-to-have-these-type-of-recordings::elif-flip: :i-don't-care-what-you-say-now-i-just-want-to-concentrate-on-my-music: :hand-over-your-devices-now: :waiting-you-to-eat-top-employee-prize::apapa-i-ll-do-it: :now-sucking-on-your-hair-is-sweeter-than-ever: :just-1-minute-he-said: :good-for-you-and-our-mother-earth:

:the-excellence-for-apple-is-really-in-a-super-high-level: :only-the-most-absent-minded-go-into-the-cinema-looking-for-subtlety-quietness-or-reflexion:

 :britney-love: :okay-some-bio-labels-here-but-theres-no-enough-well-tuned-violins-at-the-shostakovich-eco-farm:  :please-don't-spend-too-much-time-on-this: :please-stop-putting-emojis-you're-hurting-my-feelings: ,

:javparrot:

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